A man missing an arm is approached by a woman. He tells her that he lost his arm while surfing and that a shark bit it off. "I fell in love with the surfer who saved my life back then, and we were a couple until recently." "What happened to her?" the woman asked. "I told her that vaccinations cause autism, we argued, and she left me." "Oh, so you're an anti-vaxxer?" said the woman, looking thoughtfully at his stump, "so not completely insane after all."--
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