{"id":290,"date":"2010-02-25T14:45:54","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T12:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.swisswuff.ch\/tech\/?p=290"},"modified":"2010-02-25T15:16:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T13:16:18","slug":"my-liege-amist-i-bovvered-forsooth-all-about-attitudechill-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.swisswuff.ch\/tech\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"My liege, amist I bovver\u00e9d forsooth? [all about attitude;chill out]"},"content":{"rendered":"

How ever so completely irreverend and funny is this show!\u00a0“Can I be bothered”? Such an important attitude. Always correct (“my Liege”) but firm and not ready to compromise her unbothered attitude.
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Mr Logan<\/strong>: Morning.<\/dd>\n
Class<\/strong>: A’riight?<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
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Lauren<\/strong>: Sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Yeah?<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Are you English, Sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: No, I’m Scottish.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: So you ain’t English, then?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: No, I’m British.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: So you ain’t English, then?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: No, I’m not, but as you can see, I do speak English.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: But I can’t understand what you’re sayin’, Sir.<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Well, clearly you can.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Sorry, are you talkin’ Scottish now?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0[agitated]<\/em> No, I’m talking English.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Right. Don’t sound like it.<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Okay, whatever you want. Now! Let’s get on with Shakespeare.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: I don’t think you’re qualified to teach us English.<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: I am perfectly qualified to teach English.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: I don’t think you are, though.<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: You don’t have to\u00a0be<\/em> English to teach it.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Right, have we got double English or double Scottish?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0[Beat]<\/em> Is your name Lauren Cooper, by any chance?<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Yeah… why?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Your reputation precedes you.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>:\u00a0[Proudly]<\/em> Innit, though?<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
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Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0A Sonnet<\/a>–<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: a sonnet is a poem-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: written in 14 lines-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: the last two of which-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: must form a rhyming couplet-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0[very agitated]<\/em> Yes, Lauren?<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Can I aks you a question?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Not just now.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: But can I aks you a question, though?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Just wait.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: But can I aks you a question? I only wanna aks you a question. Why can’t I aks you a question? I’m only aksing a question. Can I just\u00a0aks<\/em> you question?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: What is it?<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Are you\u00a0the Doctor<\/a>?<\/dd>\n
[Long beat.]<\/em><\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0Doctor Who<\/a>?<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Innit, though!!!\u00a0[clicks fingers.]<\/em><\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: I don’t know what you’re talking about.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: You look like Doctor Who though!<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: I’m not Doctor Who, I’m your English teacher.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: I don’t think you are though…<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Lauren –<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: I think you’re a 945-year-old Time Lord.<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Listen –<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Did ya’ just pitch up from Mars?<\/dd>\n
Mr. Logan<\/strong>: Don’t be ridiculous!<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
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Lauren<\/strong>: You know your house right?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: What?<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: You know your house? Is it bigger on the inside?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Be quiet.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Did you park the\u00a0TARDIS<\/a> on a meter?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Can we please get back to Shakespeare?\u00a0[He looks pointedly at Lauren, who is silent, and pauses for a moment]<\/em> Thank you. So-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Do you fancy\u00a0Billie Piper<\/a>, sir?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0[Angry]<\/em> Right!\u00a0[slams book]<\/em> You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach!<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Thank you.<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: You are pointless, repetitious and extremely dull.<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Bit like Shakespeare.<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
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Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0[fuming.]<\/em> William Shakes- WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WAS A GENIUS! YOU, LITTLE MADAME, ARE DEFINITELY NOT! NOW JUST SIT THERE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR I WILL FAIL YOU IN THIS WHOLE MODULE RIGHT NOW!<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>:\u00a0[breathes in through teeth, leans forward.]<\/em> Amest I bovver\u00e9d?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0[confused.]<\/em> What?<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Amest I bovver\u00e9d, forsooth?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Lauren-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Looketh at my face. Looketh at my face. Ist this a bovver\u00e9d face thou seest before thee?<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Right. I’m calling your parents-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: Are you disrespecting the house of Cooper?! Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench?! Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple?!<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>:\u00a0[Exasperated.]<\/em> Lauren-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>: But he ain’t even a goodly rotten apple. But he ain’t a goodly rotten apple, though.<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
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Lauren<\/strong>: I ain’t even bovver\u00e9d, though! Face? Bovver\u00e9d? Face? Bovver\u00e9d? My Liege, I be not bovver\u00e9d, forsooth. Bovver\u00e9d? Face? I ain’t even bovver\u00e9d. Shakespeare? Sonnets? I ain’t even bovver\u00e9d.<\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: Look stop right there-<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>:<\/dd>\n
“My Mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun,<\/a><\/dd>\n
Coral is far more red than her lips red,<\/dd>\n
If Snow be white, why then her breasts are dun,<\/dd>\n
If hair be wires, black wires grow on her head,<\/dd>\n
I have seen roses damask’d red and white,<\/dd>\n
But no such roses see I in her cheeks,<\/dd>\n
And in some perfume is there more delight,<\/dd>\n
Than in the breath from my mistress reeks,<\/dd>\n
I love to hear her speak, Yet well I know<\/dd>\n
That music has a far more pleasing sound,<\/dd>\n
I grant I never saw a goddess go,<\/dd>\n
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground,<\/dd>\n
And yet by heaven I think my love as rare,<\/dd>\n
As any she belied with false compare.”\u00a0[slaps table.]<\/em> BITE ME, ALIEN BOY!<\/strong><\/dd>\n
[Mr Logan whips out\u00a0Sonic Screwdriver<\/a>, changing Lauren into a 5 inch\u00a0Rose Tyler<\/a> figure.]<\/em><\/dd>\n
Mr Logan<\/strong>: That’s better.\u00a0[grins.]<\/em> “A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet.<\/a>“<\/dd>\n
Lauren<\/strong>:\u00a0[squeaking.]<\/em> I still ain’t bovvered!<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n\n
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