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Visible decay [style]

22/04/2009

    Visible decay is not just the result of long use, of neglected care, of cheap materials, of aggressive… more →

lounge

The Night Before Christmas [prevention! for: holidays coming up]

29/11/2006

The following text is one of the fine rap songs delivered by well known artists. Please be advised that it… more →

lounge

Weight of soul? [sci-fi]

20/10/2006

It seems to be far fetched, but what if people really lost weight the moment they died? The ‘Hypothesis Concerning… more →

lounge

Pink flamingoes [kitsch]

18/08/2006

So tacky, yet so cool. The pink flamingo is one of those objects that people seem to either love or… more →

lounge

How to tune a guitar [walk through instruction]

17/08/2006

Regularly, a guitar is tuned to the tones E, A, D, G, B, E. The strings could be numbered 1,2,3,4,5… more →

guitar

Kuckucksuhr – Cuckoo Clock [gift tip]

17/08/2006

When the mundane gets profane, when the necessary gets too much, when the exclusive gets ridiculous – but Christmas is… more →

lounge

Horizon 202 [camera report]

17/08/2006

After getting a Horizon 202 swing lens panoramic camera, and after coming to terms with difficulties of film loading and… more →

gallery, tech

Tarot going seriously overboard [rant]

16/08/2006

Tarot is usually played by people who want to guide their thoughts – mostly about the future of their own,… more →

lounge

Verbale Diminutionen [German language rant]

16/08/2006

Beim Lesen von deutschen Texten sowohl im Berufsalltag als auch privat stolpere ich ‘immer mal wieder’ (!) über verniedlichende Verwendungsformen… more →

j'rmen

Cut Them Apples [fruit cuisine]

16/08/2006

Sometimes it’s not about disassembling Apples, but apples. So maybe you have the same problem I have: You want to… more →

lounge
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Quotes

The dean of a faculty is offered a free wish by a ghost. The dean is offered to decide between unlimited wisdom and unlimited financial wealth. He takes his time to decide. He asks his wife. He asks his mistress. He asks his children. He consults with the faculty. He takes long walks. He treks in Nepal. He posts on Mensa boards. He discusses God, racism and the middle east on TNS forums. He confesses his sins. He sleeps in. He meditates. - And at the end, he meets with his colleagues of the faculty. Then he tells the ghost that he would prefer to obtain unlimited wisdom, and seconds later, that is bestowed upon him. As his eyes open wide and he looks shocked, his colleagues ask him "What is it?" and he slams the hand against his forehead yelling "I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONEY".
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