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Category: Humorous Attempts

CHINA!! Striking new 3D print multi touch hightech arm hand prosthesis with "Rick" type integration [rr/ high tech advance]

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Wolf Schweitzer: Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - CHINA!! Striking new 3D print multi touch hightech arm hand prosthesis with "Rick" type integration [rr/ high tech advance]; published May 30, 2015, 10:48; URL: https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=4905.

BibTeX: @MISC{schweitzer_wolf_1573562601, author = {Wolf Schweitzer}, title = {{Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - CHINA!! Striking new 3D print multi touch hightech arm hand prosthesis with "Rick" type integration [rr/ high tech advance]}}, month = {May},year = {2015}, url = {https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=4905}}


Prosthetic advancement knows no limits. Chinese high quality manufacturing has reached new heights both in computer [link] and automotive technology [link]. With that, rapid prototyping with advanced laser sintering [link] has reached unprecedented new levels in arm prosthetics [link].

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How To Conduct A Product Review - demonstrating the spirit how it is done [fact]

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Wolf Schweitzer: Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - How To Conduct A Product Review - demonstrating the spirit how it is done [fact]; published August 21, 2013, 16:06; URL: https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=2029.

BibTeX: @MISC{schweitzer_wolf_1573562601, author = {Wolf Schweitzer}, title = {{Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - How To Conduct A Product Review - demonstrating the spirit how it is done [fact]}}, month = {August},year = {2013}, url = {https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=2029}}


When reviewing a product or item, a technique or feature for daily or occasional use, and when doing so from the ultimate consumer viewpoint, there is a certain SPIRIT that is required.

I take efforts to make these reports and opinions on this blog site. I try to make my considerations and reviews as relevant as I can. I try to be on the spot, I try to nail the issues, and I try to be frank with what I find good or what should be improved.

Every now and then, however, someone else provides reviews that are so shining and great that one has to bow and admire them.

Jeremy Clarkson is the man.

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Azelle Bölle schelle, de Hans de chunt vo Walliselle [Swiss German social critique].

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Wolf Schweitzer: Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - Azelle Bölle schelle, de Hans de chunt vo Walliselle [Swiss German social critique].; published August 13, 2012, 00:29; URL: https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=703.

BibTeX: @MISC{schweitzer_wolf_1573562601, author = {Wolf Schweitzer}, title = {{Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - Azelle Bölle schelle, de Hans de chunt vo Walliselle [Swiss German social critique].}}, month = {August},year = {2012}, url = {https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=703}}


Azelle Bölle schelle, de Hans de chunt vo Walliselle.

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Prosthetic arm falls off [spoof/prank gone wrong]

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Wolf Schweitzer: Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - Prosthetic arm falls off [spoof/prank gone wrong]; published July 30, 2011, 15:14; URL: https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=462.

BibTeX: @MISC{schweitzer_wolf_1573562601, author = {Wolf Schweitzer}, title = {{Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - Prosthetic arm falls off [spoof/prank gone wrong]}}, month = {July},year = {2011}, url = {https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=462}}


These video sequences obviously were recorded as spoof or prank. They show situations where a make-shift prosthetic arm falls off.

Both situations are shocking not because the arm falls off. They are shocking because it appears that no one reacts surprised or shocked. The cashier reacts surprised but it appears the sudden noise is more what shocks her than the obviously self made part falling off as such.

And I am shocked because despite the humoristic exaggeration here - if anything, failure is the single one characteristic that characterizes standard issue prosthetic arms in the year 2011.

But let's watch the spoof/prank videos.
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Tracy Morgan declares that he is bankrupt [standup comedian tragedy]

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Wolf Schweitzer: Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - Tracy Morgan declares that he is bankrupt [standup comedian tragedy]; published July 2, 2011, 10:25; URL: https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=447.

BibTeX: @MISC{schweitzer_wolf_1573562601, author = {Wolf Schweitzer}, title = {{Technical Below Elbow Amputee Issues - Tracy Morgan declares that he is bankrupt [standup comedian tragedy]}}, month = {July},year = {2011}, url = {https://www.swisswuff.ch/tech/?p=447}}


Tracy Morgan, as he would like to be perceived, is a stand-up comedian. Standup comedians need to attract a certain amount of attention for sure - but once a bluff is called, it is usually over. And while that fact was ignored so far and by most commentaries - Tracy Morgan ain't funny. He may be a bit narrow minded and ambitious - but he lacks humor and fun. Definitely he lacks that free floating feeling that true standup comedians can conjure up. Unlike him. And you may be able to force politics, law, traffic, X-ray examinations, concrete buildings, you can certainly force school learning, soccer training and mail delivery - - but you can NOT force standup comedy. As Tracy Morgan's shit ain't funny, that shit just ain't funny. Point blank. There's no way to wing it.

From a recent commentary:

Last month, he offended gays and lesbians with a homophobic rant in a Nashville concert hall, highlights from which were posted online and went viral. Under pressure from a gay-rights group (not to mention the bosses of his TV show, "30 Rock"), Morgan apologized and met with gay-rights advocates.

Then, in a stand-up date last weekend, he comically cautioned against dating women with "retarded kids" and joked about once romancing "a cripple" with a prosthetic arm.

The only thing that Tracy Morgan appears to be left with are jokes against minorities that do not choose their membership to that minority - that is, gay and lesbians, mentally handicapped and physically handicapped. Other minorities would include racial or ethnic groups, or maybe ill people. As a member of one of these groups - amputees - I take offense, and thus a post here is in order.

He's bankrupt - humor wise. A's not hartosee, yknow 'm I sayin'? There is no way to offer clearer terms to declare humor bankruptcy than what he is doing here.

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